It is true that I am shit. In fact I am not shit because shit is brown and I possibly don’t deserve to be brown right now. Therefore I am piss………. Except that is yellow (unless you have eaten a lot of beetroot and then that just gives a middle age man something to think about) and yellow is the secondary colour of the Nannas so I guess I don’t deserve to be that either.

I have let my team down and therefore also myself. I remember nothing of this game except we lost. Did we deserve this loss? Probably but I can’t remember.

Forgive me oh brown holiness for I know not what I do and fear retribution from my own team.