Match Report 14/06/07

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loss to DEAD DEAD SKILLFULL 3-6

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I think Dead-dead lucky might be a better name for this lousy lump of no-hopers with shit for brains and personalities to match. Sure they beat us, some might say they beat us comprehensively, but there was at least six or seven minutes of the old Nannas, the Nannas we remember when we’re tucked up in bed and the wife is out of town.

We warmed our hands in the glow of the Angry Nanna heat and pushed forward with ease, not stopping to see the fallen opposition as they screamed “foul” and “you can’t do that” and “please”. We must take that six, maybe seven minutes and hold it dear, let it grow and build into a full 36 minutes of Nanna Glory.

MATCH REPORT 31/5/07

vs HYDEROOS

2-4

RH, JH, AW, TK, CG, TW

MOM CG

There was an irishman and Australian, a Kiwi, a Japanese, a gayman, an angryman (subdued) and a drunk architect.

They all walked into a bar and decided to play a game of FOOTBALL. It was a messy affair with the sneaky irishman pulling the pants down of the gayman and exposing his defence. Not once but a few times!!! Oh how Benny Hill laughed…

 

Match Report 24/05/07

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8-1 vs ?? [the pits]
RH TW 1 AW DC James(ringin)

Who says you need a Goalie – The Nannas do.
No Gillie no TKondo no good answer to anyone pointing towards our goal and swinging their legs.

It was a meek Nanna response to an unconvincing opposition.
We started well, infact it may have been nil-all right up to the 10 minute mark. The following 3 or 4 minutes were far less flattering, it may have been a goal a minute there for a while.

On the brightside Tao showed a real flourish of Nanna spirit and finished a back heel from the reigning striker with pin point accuracy.

Much kudos to James (not Hannan) for a last minute Ringin role, especially for since it was a no-goalie ring-in debut.

It’s time for the famous Nanna mid-season turn around.
Avalanche
Avalanche
Avalanche

Goal frenzie ladies that’s what we’re looking at this week.

Match Report 17/05/07

8-2 vs Thursday Knights [the pits]
RH 1 TW 1 TK JH AW TH

It’s not often that you can hold your head up high and talk proudly of a game after losing by 6 goals but that’s exactly what this proud Nanna did. And I’d do it again, no question.

It was a tight five, and a determined tight five too
Unlucky to go down so hard, early luck was against us as the ball bounced kindly for the opposition, at least three lucky, pussy goals. It’s hard to defend against pure dodgy luck goals.

Moving forward we showed flashes of brilliance, Jim and Tao teaming several times before the captain sent Tao through with a back-heel, Tao finishing delightfully from a tight angle. Wal and the captain teamed up for a set piece execution from the land of perfection but those two goals were all we could muster.

The table looks grim with Nans clawing the bottom but there was a lot of good to be taken from the night.

match report 10/05/07

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2-5 vs dead dead skillful [the pits]
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MOM CG

Within the first 30 seconds of the game I dived to my right to save a goal (i did by the way) and landed on my hip, heavily. MY ASSSS IS SOOOO SORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

its SO SORE

That is probably all I should write about last nights game. It was not an attractive night if you wear cardigans and knit.

We held them off for a long time. It was nil all for nearly the whole first half, but in the last few minutes they snuck two past my SORE ASSSSS!

We rallied slightly at the start of the second half to draw level with erogenous work from Dan in close and a RIGHT foot goal from the most recent Nanna to share his gene pool.

Then…..oh then they touched us in a very private place. I dare not look them in the eye after what they did.

We only really have ourselves to blame, but they were maggots, we should not deny them that title, well maybe only the blonde boy…..

Keep on fighting brown men, do not go gently into that good night, but rage, rage again the dying of the plight….

Team Photo 070426

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Yes, I see it too.
There was a time when the Great and Most Wise Nannas Prophet and Seer Fergus Ray Gary Friendly walked among us. When he wasn’t inventing the reach-around or being the Tin Man he used to talk about the Door of Jackson, and how one day, when the time was right, and everything was just so, the Nannas would break through the Door of Jackson, and then and only then reach their destiny

Well my brother Nannas I am here to tell you that the words of the Great and Most Wise Nannas Prophet and Seer Fergus Ray Gary Friendly have come true, the time is now and the place is here. The Door of Jackson is open and our destiny awaits.

‘How’ I hear you asking ‘did we finally get The Door of Jackson open?’ Truth of the matter is no-one can ever really know. However with the invention of the animatronographic image and the patented movenating pictographogramination, we can see the precise moment this portal opened and begin to deduce the reasons for it.

Advanced computational techniques* have been applied to allow us to see deep into the Door of Jackson and reveal the following confluences that allowed it wrench it’s way through space and time, literally tearing Newtonian fabric apart in its quest to reach the Nannas.
The following parameters had to be met:
-Massive Pepysian field distortions caused by the rapid and repeated capturing of the patented movenating pictographogramination. The Door of Jackson also reveals why the coach’s nickname is ‘Bollard Johnson’
-Cocky is Cock MOM
-C. Gill spraying invective
-Chassy the Chasvestito Chasbian facing both forward and backward simultaneously. Wearing and not wearing a singlet simultaneously etc etc
-‘Magic Pants’ Hinkley doing the ‘Magic Pants’ Dance, gently massaging the aether. What can’t be captured in a patented movenating pictographogramination is ‘Magic Pants’ muttering ‘tight little brown fuck under his breath.
-A mighty focussed brainening by Walmartin

There you have it my brother Nannas, the Door of Jackson is open, only the good times remain, all hail the Great and Most Wise Nannas Prophet and Seer Fergus Ray Gary Friendly

*Discrete photoshopping used for illustrative purposes only

Season Stats Summer Autumn 2007

Upper management has the honour of displaying results of a gallant season in Division onemom small

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The wrap

There was much talk of the triple crown last season and upper management was left with much egg on it’s hot and sweaty face. This time round there’s no confusion, The first ever Nanna triple crown.

Most Games played D Crooks

Most Goals D Crooks

Most Moms D Crooks

Bow your heads young Nannas and salute a true champion

Full Stats

Goals Here
Attendance here
Commitment here
Moms here
And for the sake of completeness APISC wrap here

match report 070426

3-3 vs hyderoos [the pits]
DC 5(3) | CB 4 | RH 4 | AW 1 | CG 1(gk) | TH 3(coach)

The Nannas looked to have the game under control after Daniel Crooks had put The Brown men ahead following some nice passing in the box.

A midfielder from the opposition team whose name is unknown struck from 30 yards, drilling the ball into the bottom corner beyond Chris Gill, and then said: “We need to sort out the sloppy goals from set-pieces.

“Thankfully I popped up with a nice goal. I think we were feeling we would not get much from the game after the way we played in the second half.” He added on themightfightingnannas.com: “To come back as we did a point felt like it was the winner. The late goal gave us a lift.

“We are conceding goals but we are scoring them too and that means we are still on course for the APISC Cup.”

The Nannas boss Tom Howie was disappointed with a draw after an ‘eventful week’ which saw the departure from the playing field of his close friend Leg.

“We wanted to give victory to Leg today,” Howie told themightyfightingnannas.com, “and it was an eventful week.”

“We should have won by five goals,” he claimed. “We didn’t see Hdeyderoos creating many chances today but they scored three goals.

“It’s the story of the season. Fantastic spirit but we have to learn to make the most of our chances. “We hit the post three times and I think we should have scored at least five times today.

“It’s a little bit about confidence – maturity as well. The basic ingredients are fantastic and we produced some exciting football.”

Match Report 18/04/07

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Attendees: CB, CG, TW, DC, JH, TH (coach),HC (assistant coach) AW, RH
Goals: DC(2)
MOM: JH,RH,DC,CB
AUNT: RH
Captain Kurgen stared out through the thermo-tempered glass as his cruiser arrived to pick him up, he kissed his wife and child goodbye before bracing himself for the blast of the airlock and laucnching himself directly into the familiar surrounds of the cruiser cabin. Chas Brown locked in the coordinates and striker hit the launch button, sending the camrytron overdrive into warp and sending the crew deep into the outer Albert System. In the gloom up ahead the crew could already see Futsal, surrounded by its three moons and its gangs of marauding soldiers.

Striker put the cruiser into orbit and slowly the rest of the task-team arrived. Battle weary soldiers, excited by the prospect of a final showdown, a chance for supremacy. The pre-battle briefing was about to begin when the coach arrived in full battle dress with a lip smothered in respect. “I’ll be controlling things from up here” he whispered into his communicator, “but this time I’ll have company”. He threw back the door to show a Huge Covill looming in the dark, built in the likeness of a man, but with giant cannons for legs, standing 3 metres high he was an awesome sight. “He’ll stay with me” barked the coach, “we can’t let him loose just yet”.

The ground-force beacon crackled from the control deck, “skirmish below, you’ll be in orbit for a further 18mins”. The coach and captain looked grimly at each other, this was news they didn’t need, the tension was already high, it would only get higher.

“Feed the Grilla and load the Hannantron” ordered Kurgen. Dutifully the team opened the cage doors and threw chickens to the giant grilla, locked to its net, like a spider ready to pounce. Then Striker opened the pharmacutical box and measured out a cocktail strong enough to kill a thurmasauron and slipped it down the throat of the sleeping Hannantron, the giant beast barely stirred, simply nodding its head in appreciation.

The siren went and the battle started. And what a start. The enemy came out strong and ruthless, mercilessly knocking down barrier after barrier and sweeping in two successful raids before the crew had time to steady. Emotionally the damage was huge and it took desperate measures from strong men at the back and a vigilant Grilla to stop an avalanche. Corporal Chas Brown led the run into the danger zone bravely, forcing defensive switch and then switch again, forcing attack and counter attack. But the enemy were strong and again they swooped, angry and loud, screaming through the meek shields. Chas found fault in the speedie midwork of lance corporal Tao Weis who was caught off guard, his response was wild and erratic, losing control of his hover vehicle and sending friendly fire spewing in all directions, not a single crewman remained unscathed, and when he finally regained the wheel another attack had swept through.

The second half of the battle was a much more even affair, Corporal Weis and Striker teaming up delightfully and fruitfully, the elusive Wallmartin, with his ability to disappear, sneaking around the backdoor on several occasions and a solid defensive unit providing a steady platform. But the giant cannons of the hannantron and the Grilla seemed wayward, blasting forever skyward and making no impact on the offensive front.
The enemy locked down and the battle was lost.

A tired, sad and angry crew made their way back to the nutrient post South of the solar river and dined on parmagana. The coach bestowing his battle medal to the captain for duties in combat. It was small reward for a desperate day.

Futsal still glows in the evening sky, and on a clear night you can hear the pounding feet and cries of

“mark up nannas, jesus, what the fuck are you guys doing?”

Match report 120407 (Semi-final action)

Attendees: CB, CG, TW, DC, JH, TH (coach), AW, RH
Goals: JH, CB
MOM: JH

Tommy thought long and hard about what to wear for the evening.
Tao needed a nostril reconstruction.
Chas was convinced that people were talking about his bum.
Andy was on time and duly mocked for his commitment.
Hinkley and Dan sported respect but the latter seemed to having some anger management issues.
Gill was all brown in a very becoming tracksuit.

I started on the bench, which was good. Being unsteady on my feet, I wanted to see how the game progressed before entering the fray. In the coach’s room long before the contest, there was instruction on the art of mind-fuzzying. Our manager insists that I think too much and play much better on instinct. I think he could be right.

The Nannas put two goals away in the first half. I remember the first one inasmuch as I can still feel my foot making contact with the ball.

I do know that Chasm scored the second but the details are hazy. His arse might have had something to do with it.

The second half for the spectators was disappointing but only because they could not join in the adrenalin frenzy that the Nannas had whipped up on court. The Browns were unlucky on several occasions not to go further in front. And they never looked threatened at the back.

Afterwards the pub played host to the coach getting yelling out of his system.
Cocky tried to re-ignite his anger over a controversial MOM vote but even he was spent.
Good sleeps were had by all.

Team Photo 070412

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Wow! It Moves
Poindexters and nimrods rejoice! The animatronographic image has come to the themightyfightingnannas.com with a patented movenating pictographogramination. Marvel at the Kurgen’s nimble hand gestures and simultaneous mouth puppetry. Be hypnotised by the Coach’s rhythmic head movementations. Stand in awe at Cocky’s rock like stonefaced representation of the slightly grinning granite man. Study the gentle bobbing of Gilla’s adam’s apple in the midst of a glossolalic attack. Avert your gaze from the Chasvestito’s “Eyes of a Billion Needles”, lest it be wrought asunder by this most powerful of acting techniques. Ponder the way in which Tao’s stomach grows slightly with each passing frame. Further ponder the way in which Big Jim’s mighty thatch of hair seems to grow slightly with each passing frame as well. Finally when you have drunk in the wonder and beauty that is the Mighty Fighting Nannas after a semi final win, let yourself become aroused by the relentless pounding of Walmartin’s hips as they repeatedly slam into the edge of the frame, power and penetration coupled with grace and diligence, pounding pounding pounding, continual and unabating, again and again and again…

Match Report 050407 (pt 2)

Attendees: CB, TW, DC, CG, JH
Goals: CB 4, DC 2, JH 2
MOM: CG, JH
Opposition: Allens FC (Faeces Chompers)

 

Being a part two I’ll keep it that way…..brief and succinct.

We played a meaningless game – for the fun of it……..but no one told the TIME LORD!!!!!! With a shoulder cocked he looked mean but thankfully missed!! The day Dan’s brown went a shade of red. I think it is out of his system….

Jim’s size twelve were the real reason why we kept them out in the second half….The mental hold that CHAS’s buttocks have over the mind of Jim is frightening – we all feel for you Justine….

There was no one in the queue out the front of workshop, and yet they made me wait, by myself, for about ten minutes….Five people came out and still they would not let me in. Maybe the nannas need to pack a little Rexona post match….

Go forth with Browness tonight men….

 

Match report 050407 (Part 1)

Attendees: CB, TW, DC, CG, JH
Goals: CB 4, DC 2, JH 2
MOM: CG, JH
Opposition: Allens FC (second division, and rightly so)

One notorious premiership manager calls April, May squeaky-bum time. Well I reckon Sir Alex would get a lot out of the footage from the Nanna’s Thursday game because on display were very brown, super-clean bottoms.
For the Nannas it was a tight-five set-up. And tight we were. So tight in fact that the opposition soon found all their hopes and dreams for a competitive match dashed and they quickly resorted to tactics that are best described as wanker-ish.
Tao pointed this out to the referee but was rebuked, shown yellow. Dan took matters into his own hands and was shown red.
While Cocky was off court the opposition wanted to relive their hopes and dreams of rippled nets, filled with pounded balls. But fantasies are quickly snuffed out when reality is nearby, which took the form of Chasm parading his ample chest and super-squeaky buttock. Displays like this are hard to ignore and the Allens were held firmly in check by an aroused Nanna quartet.
In the spirit of Easter (whatever that means) Cocky was allowed to re-enter the fray and the Nannas went from defence to offence quicker than Gilla could say “this team are a bunch of fools”.
Highlights:
Dan’s wide grin as he led with his head toward his opposite number.
Chasm’s ample chest and squeaky-clean buttock.
Tao’s dissing of the referee walking down the stairs out of the stadium post-game.
Gilla re-telling how he was a sole queue person outside Workshop.

Match Report 22/03/07

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RH TW TH JH CG no MOM TH one goal
Captain Strikes another one past the 300m mark, Jim blows his load and the fireworks begin.
It’s lucky Gilly was there to document it or nobody would believe it. Finally we get proof of the previously mythical “skyrocket load” that has been a constant rumour in Nanna circles since the infamous shower scene after last seasons finals win. We believe you now Dan, he really puts on a spectacle, Justine is a lucky Lady.
For the record, Thomas hit the holden sign and the tractor twice, tao hit the tractor and the post and there was some really classy parking.

match report 070315

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3-11 vs Thursday Knights [MacRobertson]
DC 3, TW, RH, AW, TK(gk), TH(coach, temp goalkeeper)
MOM DC

It was a tight five, again,
and it was bloody hot, again.

But – we kept our pants on a little more than last outing against these limey nuff nuffs. The first half was pretty tight with some nice possession play and some excellent passing back style moves. Tao had a glaringly obvious goal disallowed which was a bloody travesty and the fatty in goals at the other end looked well sheepish. ‘Come on lads’… my arse! Can’t remember the exact sequence of goals but the half time score was 3-5. After some confusion in the goal mouth (fatty palming balls off the floor and rolling around like a jelly wrestler) DC managed to find the net. This was followed by some nice passing and an aggressive run into the area by Bestlookingnanna™ who drew the goalie before squaring perfectly it for DC to tap in. The Captain was putting in some sterling defense work and even ran past a nimble limey after a nice feign (didn’t work a second time however, dirty nimble limeys). Wal (who arrived late, forcing the Coach™ into an early and extremely risky goal-keeping venture) made a couple of nice runs to the back door but didn’t quite get the delivery he was expecting (not sexually, not like Leaving Las Vegas). Kondo was making some fearless saves in the ugly face of an overly aggressive style of play peddled by the Eng Landers.

But – then it all went to shit! The nannas ran out of legs (“push up wal, I’ll stay back *pant*, *gasp*”) and ideas. Tao was harshly denied again, this time by the post, Striker™ had no idea about the subsequent rebound that hit his leg before bouncing uselessy wide. The game finally ended with the opposition circling the goal mouth like pommy vultures, passing it around the box before tapping home. Kondo made a couple of great saves to frustrate them somewhat in this endeavour but it was pretty ugly at the end… not to mention f**cking hot !

But – we did finally make it to Section 8 for beers, dumplings and desserts dipped in soy sauce, with a bona fide Nana no less (El and Lus Nana that is, who was also at the game in a supporting role, although she seemed the most impressed by Thomas’ coaching – “… has Thomas played soccer at quite a high level before?” say what ?). We were also joined for post match discussions by our Nanna brethren, Jim (after a hard nights proffesional writing training ???) and Chas (treading the disorganised charity boards) – nice.

ps. I had a post match shower for the first time ever. (In the ladies toilets no less (I mean it is a girls school)…. dirty!)

match report 070308

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1-6 vs Gash Backs [MacRobertson]
DC 1, CB, TW, RH, AW, TK, JH, TH(coach)
MOM CB, DC, TK

Not a great one for the Nannas, not one to remember, and not one that I really do remember…

The opposition had a few skills, though not many and not really enough to outclass the nannas, but they did have a much better sense of team cohesion and the outward appearance of a game plan, which of course is something generally lacking in the nanna camp. On the upside there was some nice passing in the early part of the game, due in no short part to the intensive pre-game drilling in the foyer. The gash backs (what the f**k is a gash back ?) took a psychological advantage with the first goal and some overly robust play “it was 50/50 ref !”, yeah right ! They lacked pace however and the nanna forwards were making inroads by running around and down the flanks DC and CB had a couple of shots palmed away but were void of any real penetration (regardless of chas’ continued and thankless running). Jim was seen to be lacking in commitment on a couple of occasions and was yelled at once by Chas. Tao insisted on standing on the ball before shepherding into untenable situations. everyone was playing pretty shit really, as witnessed by the MOM vote, one of the most evenly spread to date with nannas having trouble deciding who was the least rubbish…

ps [070319] minor oversight, i forgot to mention the crappest moment of the night, DC made a final bruising charge into the area, was clumisly manhandled by the muppet in goals but managed to stay on his feet and and was just about to tap the ball into an open gaol, too late, the ref had already blown his whistle and was poiting at the spot. As Striker™ stepped forward the final siren sounded… high drama, a penalty outside the normal parameters of the game, a chance to save some face, but no !!! the goalie went the wrong way but D’Coq totally cocked it up and shot at his leg, deflection, no goal, dirty c**k s**king mother f**ckers….

spring/summer 06 stats rev 1.0

That’s right nannas, the stats have been controversially revised. After some painstaking forensic work by D’Coq and the Coach new evidence was unearthed which has given us a much clearer picture of the season. There are still some minor niggling inconsistencies but they are not crucial in the final order of things.

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a brief summary:

The Majors:
Crooks takes the award for most committed nanna with 13 appearances
Brown takes the award for most MOM votes over the season with 53
Crooks takes the Striker trophy with a total of 22 goals

The Minors:
most on-field appearances 12 – shared by Brown, Crooks, Hannan and Wong
Most MOM awards 4 – shared by Brown and Crooks
Most MOM votes in a single game 10 – shared by Brown and Crooks
Best MOM vote average 4.5 – Gill
Most goals scored in a single game 5 – Shared by Brown, Crooks and Weis
Best goal average 1.85 – Crooks

for full stats: nannas-stats-season00-06-07.pdf
for all the graphs: nannas-graphs-season00-06-07.pdf

A decision still has to be made regarding Wals flagrant disregard of the Nanna code in not posting a single report after taking home the MOM twice, a possible 15 MOM votes may yet be deducted by upper management…

The forensics team would also like to point out the importance of full and accurate stats in match reporting.

brown and proud.
ps. Kudos to the captain for the initial compilation upon which this revision is based

When Nannas Wear Clothes

Sometimes the schoolchildren write to me and they say: ‘The Nannas are obviously a bunch of well turned out blokes, who have the best strip in the competition, right from the artistically designed and metaphorically loaded top down to the scientifically advanced sweat emulsifying socks, and they wear it with pride because they know that to be dressed as a team is to play as a team, but what do the Nannas wear when they are not in carving shit up on the soccer field?’ I will tell you what we wear. We wear our off field uniform. See:

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Yes, even the shorts are the same, and they both wear brown y-fronts with gold trim specially produced for us by Jockey. Only the captain is allowed to vary in this off field uniform by way of wearing a blue striped bed cover over his head (see background). I hope this answers the children’s questions. BTW Chas, I have worked it out. If pus comes out it’s a pimple, if Claire won’t kiss you it is a coldsore.

070301 – Children of the Fricken Corn

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Holy shit! We look like we are about to take up axe handles, pitchforks and gasoline torches, and head on into a convent to do Satan’s work. Look at Wal and Chas for Christ’s sake, are they not eyeball eating twins from some Stephen King novel. Gill is like, ‘sure I’ve killed a hundred children, and i will kill a hundred more whatever’. Even Nice Guy Hannan looks like he is only smiling because he is having a footbath in babies blood or something. Cocky and Tao look like they want to hurt someone real bad. Kondo is a dimension of pure evil hidden in the darkness, and Rhian looks an angry extra from Watership Down.

Match Report 070302

6-3 vs Jossie’s Giants [MacRobertson]
CB 3, DC 3, TW, RH, AW, TK, CG, JH, TH(coach)
MOM CB

It looked for a minute like we could be down to five players with Gilly and Tao having health issues and Wal silent in the flurry. However it was a fine brown team of eight plus one coach Thermos that sauntered into MacRobertsons Girls College to fulfil their destiny last evening.

An early goal from CB put us one up in the first quarter. This was equalised fairly soon after and it looked like a possible Nanna’s apple crumble. DC let one fly and we pushed in front to 2-1.

There was a fair amount of argy-bargy from the other team which pleasingly resulted in several free kicks to the Nannas.

TH firmly reminded the Nannas at half-time that if he said we were in D then thats where we should be. Consequently the defensive play in the third quarter was particularly good. DC and CB struck gold several more times earning themselves a hattrick each respectively and a double-hattrick for Northcote.

The opposition managed to score a couple of bananas and it would have been more if it were not for some excellent saves by CG.

A pleasing result and well-deserved.

Post-match at the Railway and Hinkley produced the stats in graph format to a chorus of oohs and aahs from the impressed Nannas. See below.

Le Coque takes the triple crown

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Image links to full stats
For the first time in Nanna history the triple crown has been taken, Most Games, Most Goals, Most Mom. Nanna upper management salutes the worthy winner, and takes time to reflect on a season that took the Nannas to Glory. Onward proud men, to “A” division and beyond, somewhere in the greek alphabet possibly, or even Roman numerals.

MATCH REPORT 070222

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Forfeit

Playing: RH, DC, AW, TW, TK
MOM TK

This is the controversial. Even the Harcourt does not turn up for a game against us now. What does this mean?? As the legendary striker says that you must not despise opponent’s ability and be confident in your own superiority, this word appears as winning without fighting?? Hope for the best and prepare for the worst?? Next game will tell me the answer.

I do not think that even sharpest Nannas noticed what I was thinking the night. Open up a beer and look back on the night. Explaining the feeling is most difficult thing for me but I will try it to find where I am.

It was like having nice meal at a pub and reasonably getting satisfied – a little bit – (never be satisfied too much) as your appetite have become normal. There is a happy lady group drinking behind you. They must be having good time as the most beautiful summer evening which does not seem ending long long time.

There was a dog between the 2 groups and the dog tried to tell me something. All of a sudden, the small dog silently pissed on my uniform bag and made the night almost unforgivable. But look! The owner, she was actually more than cute and sexy + my type, apologized three times and touch my shoulder few times. Mmm.. What does this meeeeeeean!!!

Let’s go to the pub after the next game to find out more.

MATCH REPORT 070201

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Vs crystal clear water cocksuckers
DC 2, JH 1, AW, TW, TK
MOM TK

Hail the kings! The striker has become 34 years old. Waiting for him in front of the strip bar near the Richmond station for 5 minutes, the king of the striker on the Thursday arrived with the golden brown uniform and talked about “What is like being 34” in his car. He says it is definitely not like young 33 year old punk. It is more like the mid thirties. Ahh.. we are now climbing up the highest moment of the life……

Ok, the game started with a cheeky goal from opponent and the striker paid back 2 goals quickly. This is the way the king lives. The devitalizing third goal from Jim essentially ended the first half silently.

Even the tight five gave them enough pressures, the opponent focused better at the last half and firing good shoots. I stopped few and missed some. Haaa… They even scored to own goal and the game has ended 4-4. out of control.. bring goggle nannas next game.. I will bring flash B… Ahh… if my legs were log enough as thefunkynanna, I could stop more gials whenever I want etc.

We finished the night near the beach and had the best burgers in the town with the corona beers as Andy suggested. Thanks for finding the lemons for the coronas Tao! I admire the men who can not drink corona without lemon. It is a memorable night with the nice sea breeze and the fun casual talk re the future life with the king of the striker as the evening goes on for the age of the empire…