Wow! It Moves
Poindexters and nimrods rejoice! The animatronographic image has come to the themightyfightingnannas.com with a patented movenating pictographogramination. Marvel at the Kurgen’s nimble hand gestures and simultaneous mouth puppetry. Be hypnotised by the Coach’s rhythmic head movementations. Stand in awe at Cocky’s rock like stonefaced representation of the slightly grinning granite man. Study the gentle bobbing of Gilla’s adam’s apple in the midst of a glossolalic attack. Avert your gaze from the Chasvestito’s “Eyes of a Billion Needles”, lest it be wrought asunder by this most powerful of acting techniques. Ponder the way in which Tao’s stomach grows slightly with each passing frame. Further ponder the way in which Big Jim’s mighty thatch of hair seems to grow slightly with each passing frame as well. Finally when you have drunk in the wonder and beauty that is the Mighty Fighting Nannas after a semi final win, let yourself become aroused by the relentless pounding of Walmartin’s hips as they repeatedly slam into the edge of the frame, power and penetration coupled with grace and diligence, pounding pounding pounding, continual and unabating, again and again and again…