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01_Oct_2026

Match Report – 01st Oct 2026

Thu Oct 1 2026
2-8 v JP Harriers
DC 1, JH, TK(gk), TW, AW and J The Prince 1

What did I see?

A grey day. The kind that settles in early and has no intention of leaving.

After driving 1.5 hours through the rain, I found a rockstar parking spot right in front of the venue. Around here, that’s less parking and more divine intervention.

I took it as a good sign.

Not because I’m an optimist. Just because on a wet grey day, you take any positive fact you can find and ride it as far as it’ll go.

I’d also just had a birthday. Fifty-three now. Another year on the books. Surely that meant I should perform better than last game. I felt a little cleaner. A little sharper.

Never mind. We are still young enough.

The golden age of the Old Lions.

I arrived at 5:45 and found one man cleaning the floor.

“Hello.”

“Wet day.”

“True.”

Neither of us wasted a single word.

The opposition arrived 12 minutes before kickoff. The Mighty Nannas arrived 10 minutes before kickoff. Years of hard work have elevated us from chronically late to merely fashionably late.

Special mention to JH, who drove a long way and still managed to appear one minute after the game started.

The game itself was harder than it should have been.

We moved the ball well. Sharp passing. Nice assists. Good intentions.

Harriers had more legs.

TW was outstanding in defence, cutting out passes and killing attacks before they had a chance to breathe. AW nearly produced a couple of backdoor masterpieces. JH unleashed a rocket that missed by millimetres.

The scoreboard remained unconvinced.

With three minutes left it was 0-6.

Then something happened.

J The Prince buried a beautiful mid-range shot.

One goal.

A pulse.

The mood changed.

The Brown Avalanche started rolling.

DC scored another with a minute left. Smooth. Effortless. Like he’d done it a hundred times before.

Unfortunately, time remains undefeated.

The comeback died with the whistle.

I managed three decent saves myself, but I also let in three that were within reach. Those are the ones that linger. The ones that sit quietly beside you on the drive home.

After the game we headed to the clubhouse.

Someone mentioned it was TK’s birthday week, or birthday month, or birthday financial year. Whatever it was, the bar manager handed me a free pint.

A good result at last.

The scoreline won’t remember much about the night.

The Nannas will.


PS

I had an interesting moment during the NSW holiday.

Everything was going well until my sister-in-law spotted a large shark fin while we were surfing.

A real one.

About 10-15 metres away.

Two people saw it.

Good enough for me.

The session instantly became an evacuation.

What fascinated me was the existence of two completely different realities.

Reality 1: There’s a big shark in the water. eyeballing it by own eyes in the water 

Reality 2: People sitting safely on the beach have been informed there is a shark somewhere in the water and are now annoyed their afternoon has been interrupted.

I belonged to Reality 2 as I saw her running back to beach when I tried to get back to the spot. I was in pretty safe location.

I never saw the shark.

The locals, meanwhile, were remarkably relaxed.

“Yeah, we have sharks.”

“They’re well-fed.”

“No real problems.”

Comforting words. Possibly famous last words.

What stayed with me was a simple question:

If I actually saw it, what would I do?

Not hear about it.

Not imagine it.

See it.

Five minutes later we drove to another beach and went surfing there instead.

Problem solved.

Or maybe relocated.

Ever since, I’ve wondered:

Is it important to see what’s under the water? Or is knowing it’s there enough?

Sometimes those feel like the same thing.

Most of the time, they’re not.

Inaugural Nanna Golf Classic

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Attendees: CG (scratch), JH (scratch), RH (9)

Result: CG: 92-16, JH: 85-21, RH: 110-11. Jim takes it.

Format: Stableford

Venue
Keilor Public Golf Course. The course is okay, but probably below what the Nannas usually expect from their golfing facilities, being very flat, very straight and the greens not quite up to snuff. It looks to be in the middle of a major overhaul as three quarters of the holes have been upgraded, with bunkers lining fairways and a lot of landscaping being completed, however, the run from 7 to 9 feels very much like playing in Junee.

Handicaps
Gilla and Jim played off scratch, and Rhian got nine shots. The handicapper got it pretty much spot on for Gilla and Jim, however there is still a question mark over what Rhian should be playing off. He was given shots on half the holes on account that he had previously beaten Gilla (no mean feat), however, he probably should sit somewhere around 12 to 14.

Front nine
After the first couple of holes, which were a bit of a mixed bag for all involved, Jim quietly started to establish a slim lead. He hit the green in two on the par 5 third then got nearest the pin on the par 3 6th, with a majestic pitching wedge, and was generally playing solid, getting off the tee nicely and hitting the ball straight if not particularly sweetly with his irons. The one area he wasn’t particularly doing so well at, though, was with his flat stick. He couldn’t buy a putt.
Gilla was hot on his heals. After his abject failure at the 6th, he started to come at Jim, matching him off the tea and generally going stroke for stroke with Jim until the nine, the first hole he won. Gilla’s driver was key, and his chipping, when he missed green, was really making Jim work hard. It seemed like he was settling into groove and was going to streak away from the field.
Rhian meanwhile, was struggling. He repeatedly sliced his driver, which often left him in the tea trees and nothing to work with for his all important approaches. The one thing that Rhian did have going for him was his putting. Mid way through the front nine, he found his range and started banging them in from all over the place.

Back nine
After Gilla’s run culminating in him winning the 9th his back nine got off to a bad start. On the par 5 10th, his tee shot went straight left, not making twenty metres and not getting passed the women’s tea (he owes us all a round), and then he started playing army golf (left, right; left, right). From there he did still play some good golf but was always behind and trying to make it up. It was his work off the tee that was hurting him. The par 3 13th was a classic example. His tee shot he duffed, barely hitting it 30 metres, but stepping up to his second shot, he put it on the dance floor and then holed out for a par.
Rhian, on the other hand, started to pick up. His swing found a bit more rhythm and his putting remained a factor. Mid way the back nine, it looked like he would overtake Gilla, only for him to bomb out on the last three holes. Again his driver let him down, finding the trees right, just when it looked like Gilla was in trouble.
Jim meanwhile, was in the groove. He messed up the par 3 11th, hitting his seven over the green but apart from that he played solid par/bogey golf. He bought a new three wood over Christmas, and coming into the last four to five holes it really started to pay off. He didn’t hit fairway every time but he put the ball way down the fairway, and most times gave himself a short iron to the green. It has to be said if he had been putting better, he would have shot a much lower score, but the greens were a bit of mystery to him.

In the finish
In the finish it was a pretty good day. Apparently the Nannas will be heading out on a monthly basis to do battle again, so we will probably have to look into some better courses. Yarra Bend will come into it (even though this correspondent thinks it’s a bit over-rated, especially after its last facelift), Gisborne will be an option too (if Gilla can get over his nightmares from his last visit there), and Trentham could also be an option (even if it does give Jim a significant advantage).

Proposed schedule

Friday, 6th October 2006

5-7:45pm, drinks at Riverland

8pm, dinner at the Waiters Club

10:30- Midnight, Daytona

Midnight, poker, venue yet to be decided on (although all suggestions will be investigated for their suitability by upper management)

One option is Prudence, however we have to finish by 1:30 am

Kondo is also offering his house in Richmond as another venue

One other venue I forgot to mention was Ume, after 1:00 1:30am