Thu Sep 17 20266-9 v The Misfits
DC 3 mom, CG 1 (gk), RH, TW, AW, Izzy 2 mom

Its true, I’m writing this report less than 2 hours before kickoff, not because I purposefully wanted to shaft my brother Nannas or disrespect the noble office of MOM but due to the total fucking nightmare that is colour management, but I’ll leave that rant for another day.

The game was very hard to recall only minutes after it finsihed. There was a fair degree of cognitive damage inflicted by BBP26*, obviously, but i think it had more to do with the similarities and subsequent confaltion with teh previous weeks game. The Nannas charged out of the gate but didn’t have enough in the tank to last a second half with which the opposition made off.

A bath full of questionable chinese magnesium sulphate went some way to restoring my memory, enough to recall the ‘perfect’ hatrick I scored – Header, Left and then Right – the later (ably assisted by a penile deflection… snigger, no Jim!). Gilby the Funk Bilby scored by throwing the ball into the goal via a fumble from his opposite number, and Izzy scored a couple of crackers with his signature steeze, damn that kid looks silky AF on the ball!

Post game we were all top monged to go out (it was late) but Wal and keep it real with a nightcap at the Wooly Beaver(tm) – Stout followed by cointreau on Raocks, The Nannas Life Coach knows what time it is!

* For a full and accurate report of BBP26 See Hugh’s exemplary notes regarding the particulars