This week’s quote -to all the Nanna WMC-ers (and Tao especially) from Georgie Jnr

jims quote of the week

I don’t want to get any messages saying, “I am holding my position.”

We are not holding a Goddamned thing. Let the enemy do that. We are advancing constantly and we are not interested in holding onto anything, except the enemy’s balls. We are going to twist his balls and kick the living shit out of him all of the time.

Our basic plan is to advance and to keep on advancing regardless of whether we have to go over, under, or through the enemy. We are going to go through him like crap through a goose; like shit through a tin horn!

Match Report 060928

match report

Nannas 28/09/06

location: Wesley | nannas: RH, DC, TK, JH, CB, CG, TH | opposition: tbc
score: 9-2 | goals: DC 3, CB 2, RH 2?, TH 1?, JH 1? | mom: CB

A sloppy start against a skilful opposition.

Nannas pulled themselves together with good positional play encouraged by some firm side-coaching. Good passing and team play coupled with excellent scoring meant the Mighty Fighting Nannas came out way on top. I can’t fault us.

Highlight: Left-footed cross from the MOM to the Captain’s laser guided shoulder nut punched the ball home in marvellous style.

Provocolight: A self-proclaimed “not angry at all” Thomas Howie pressed his chest and armpits forcefully on another man while waving his hands in the air and singing and dancing like Britney Spears on man-hormones. One to rival TW’s infamous lunchgrope.

Proposed schedule

flurry

Friday, 6th October 2006

5-7:45pm, drinks at Riverland

8pm, dinner at the Waiters Club

10:30- Midnight, Daytona

Midnight, poker, venue yet to be decided on (although all suggestions will be investigated for their suitability by upper management)

One option is Prudence, however we have to finish by 1:30 am

Kondo is also offering his house in Richmond as another venue

One other venue I forgot to mention was Ume, after 1:00 1:30am

Nannas merchandising makes a bold move into the lucrative Chinese market

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The Nannas Logo sees it’s first coverage in the Chinese press, featuring prominently in a recent edition of the Shanghai Daily. Unfortunately the image was reproduced in B&W diminishing much of the impact of the poos and wees colour scheme proudly sported by themightyfightingnannas. Merchandising distributors on the mainland are rumored to be clamoring for a piece of the action after Nannas management turned down an offer from Taiwanese interests which they said ‘drastically undervalued the worth of the Nanna brand’.

Thanks to our man on the Bund, Jeremy Stewart for the documentation.

inaugural match report 060921

match report

nannas_060921

location: Wesley | nannas: RH, DC, TK, JH, AW | opposition: tbc
score: 6-1 | goals: DC 5, JH 1 | mom: DC

A great game which though it didn’t start well ended with atypical vigour from the Nannas.

A tight 5 contingent (after Gilly cited homeland security concerns) took to the court just after 8.30pm to find an opposition that weren’t really up to the task. The nannas took their time to find a rhythm with an early charge from the opp pushing hinkley into a late challenge in the area. Continue reading inaugural match report 060921 →