vs Dynamo Tehran (Loser’s Semi-Final)
CB 4, DC 3, EC 2, TW, CG, TK
(To be read aloud in the style of a pirate or a swashbuckler)
Ole Big Burly Chest wasn’t there
It didn’t matter
Cos we was
Oh yes we were, we were there with bells on,
Raining goals down upon them
Like a rainstorm,
An unholy tempest.
Nay we were.
’tis the truliest thing i ever spake.
Oh we won it.
We won it roight up in ’em.
Ah we did.
Left me happy all the next day.
Happy as a lark.
As sunshiny as a new born son.
All happy and squelchy and shiny.
We beat ’em good nar.